

yeah, yeah, so it's been a while but that's how this goes. you say you are going to do one thing and then you do another. you head to your computer to blog about life and life happens. naps happen. poop happens. so here i am, up late at night, can't get a lick of shut eye since mom's been keeping me in a cage. she thinks it's keeping me from peeing on the carpet. god bless her efforts but i love to pee on carpet or any kind of rug or bedding. just the other day, she set me free and i ran to the front room and let one loose. now she's putting peat moss or some kind of pine scented hamster feed in my box. what happened to newspaper or clay? such a hippie. she's sleeps half nude and i gotta love her but with this fur coat i can't get to close...it's like she's menopausal some sort of martian, reheating in the night. it's unsafe i tell you; some days i pray to be locked in my cage. my own place i like to call it. shabby chic and all. alright alright bedtime naps happen. fuzzy blankets happen. zzzzzz.
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